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Issue 30 - Date 18 February 2007
New Year and Invasion of the Virgins Run
Place in Partille
Hares Jerk Off, Hurricane and ShrimpSpew
I don’t know what
to say!!! The Hash was just wild! The following people were there and
contributed to the fizzy atmosphere:
Penis Boy and the
more beautiful party
Hairy Nuts and
Virgin 2 -
Virgin 5 & 6 (nice
ladies from Turkey but the names flew with the wind)
Virgin 7 – Japan (Kana?)
+Some other people
whose names I didn’t pick up and lost in the total lack of control.
Snow White and
Swinging Tits never showed up.
Wonder what were they doing…
Anyway, on this
exciting Sunday (clearly, I have to be able to see the Light in the
darkness!), Hashers gathered at Melrose
Place in the nice suburbs of Partille. The name of the venue was a
pretaste of things to come: bursting sexual desires (at least in some
members), lost control and wild Bacchus inspired primitive behaviour
spiced with the sinful spilling of alcohol. In other words, a true Hash!
The run itself was
characterised by delightfully many newcomers: we had at least seven
virgins joining the party and they seemed to adapt at ease to the
openminded Hash culture. Well done! I have to say, however, that this
Chinese New Year Hash was wilder than usual and we would have a full
comprehension if you were frightened and traumatized for the rest of your
lives. But I don’t think that this will be the case. Actually, it might
be that some “regular” Hashers were shocked by some virgin behaviour…
So, the runners
were an eager but small group. The walkers were at least as enthusiastic
and many in numbers. The runners trail was set in beautiful surroundings
with waterfalls, lakes and forest paths. The hare had been nasty though
for there were many False Trails and the flour blobs were hidden behind
the trees. But Hashers just love all this physical stuff so what the heck!
We are the champions! Hairy Nuts was showing extremely strong running
capabilities, even after eating a cake before the run. He got the name
“elg” (moose) and even “gasell” for his great efforts. You wanker!
Otherwise no weird things seemed to be happening on the trail. A newcomer,
Kazoo Twin (note! No Hash name) was also running bravely in the woods.
And even the heaven
landed on the trail! BB BB BB! Was that Brigitte Bardot or...? YES, after
a long time wandering in a mental and physical Hash Sahara, we arrived to
a BEER STOP!!! And the beer was even cold so that fussy Shaven Bottom
could also join the happy drinking party. Hashers were so excited about
this development of things that they made miraculous deeds like holding
the big rocky mountain in its place with bare hands and then singing and
dancing together along with Abraham something. GM! How are people without kindergarden
experience ought to know the words! Eh?
Luckily the childish moves were smoothly and natural for an average Hash
brain to handle so everything went well.
And finally after
some running, walking and side activities we got to the Circle. And then
the control was already completely on the way to be lost for some members
of the society. I cannot take any shortcuts: our Brasilian Virgin from Saõ
Paulo was really having a big time! This “slightly” drunk soul enjoyed
being in the circle so much that he had to be pulled out several times.
The circle generally was very loud one and both beer and wine were spilled
into the throats as well on the bodies. Down downs were many: hares got
down downs as well the virgins who told who made them to come. Queen
Latifa and ShavenBottom had lured these innocent souls to hash and got
their punishment to that.
don’t really know what was going on because it was as wild as in a
jungle and I was busy babysitting a certain virgin. I noticed that Shrimp
Spew was wearing dirty and wet Hash Shit T-shirt for a reason unknown. And
the Chinese Pigs got a down down: according to the Chinese horoscope this
year 2007 will be fantastic for people born in this sign. ShavenBottom,
Francisco and Kana (? Means a chick in Finnish) got a drink! Think about
all these nationalities we had in the Hash: Turkey, Japan, Finland,
Sweden, Etiopia, Brasil etc. Cool!
Well, after this
satisfying circle experience (for those not so familiar with hashing; it
felt like abroad) all went indoors to enjoy the Chinese/Malaysian/Swedish
delicacies prepared by Hurricane. And there was wine and beer and a lot of
noise and happenings. For ladies it was mostly a question of a tactic game
to avoid one spectacularly drunk and affectionate virgin.
P.S. JerkOff: get a
lock to your bathroom door!
Anyway, if it had
been a Saturday, things would have certainly accelerated into a major
party. Since it was Sunday, people took off to their homes. But we
certainly want more and luckily there is plenty to come!
4 March at 2 pm!
HEADS UP FOR THE GM Penis Boy