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Issue 34 - Date 23 April 2007 |
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RUN REPORT
Then 23rd
April a group of eager Hashers such as Penis Boy, Horny Boy King
Salomon, ShavenBottom, JerkOff, CockSweller, Swinging Tits and JackAss
headed to the neighbouring country in the north and the Oslo 119
Disaster Run!
The Göteborg
central station in the morning was mushrooming hashers that were to be
found in every corner of the station. Finally, each one of them made it
into the bus under the kind paternal care of JerkOff who had been very
organised with the tickets (is he in the right sports?). CockSweller was
catching the bus in the last minute despite the fact that he was already
earlier at the station. Anyway, the trip to north went well and some
head and foot massage was given to some female members of the crew by
warmhanded brothers. One lonely passenger that had ended up in the back
of the bus with hashers, was reasonable enough to change the seat when
it was getting too loud. Boring!
In Oslo we were
doing some touristic stuff since the weather was wonderful. That means
drinking beer in the sun in different spots of the city. Finally, after
all sunbathing the time was ripe to start to find coordinates to the
Hash. We were taking a local metro/train to a place called Oppdal and
our GM got a chance practising his Norwegian skills by shouting “icke”
in every possible situation in a crowd. It was really an exciting
experience for the Gothenburg Hash to be in such a big city and observe
all the strange “bigcitythings” happening. Namely, there was some
kind of drug addict in the train banging like a crazy the rubbish pin
next to our group of hashers. Luckily the two harriettes were
“protected” by Penis Boy’s plastic bottle that he was eagerly
demonstrating with. No plastic struggle was however needed since the
drug lunatic stepped finally off the train. And the rest is just
history: we found the hash!
The run was
good sports up and down the hills - we can soon join the marathon after
all this exercise! But as the local organisers said the 9th
11th Disaster Run really was a disaster, at least in some
sense. The top runners including highly trained JerkOff, CockSweller and
ShavenBottom were running completely wrong way and had to come back with
the help of a Norwegian hare. That was something that had never happened
in the Oslo Hash’s history or something. So, the run was long and
there was a beer stop first in the end. For us travelling in the bus,
the time was passing too quickly but we still had time for a circle. We
were introducing ourselves and Penis Boy was giving a speech about the
Nash Hash and many were interested in coming (who wouldn’t?). PenisBoy
and Horny Boy King Salomon got down-downs for being from Ethiopia since
somebody had missed a run in Ethiopia kind of 20 years ago but still
wanted to punish someone for that. Me myself and I (ShavenBottom) got a
down-down for showing my pink underwear (of course I have to take my
shirt off during the beer stop!!!) and for something else I cannot
remember right now. Maybe it was something I had done elsewhere since I
had met the GM Fucking Beep-Beep and the RA The Vicar already before
during my hashing career in Finland and Estonia . At least I was
reminded that I wasn’t Shaven when they had met me in The Hole in The
Ice in Finland . Now, it is getting too complicated, let’s move on.
Swinging Tits and Jack Ass, CockSweller and JerkOff got down-downs as
well at least for daring to visit the Oslo Hash.
After the
entertaining circle we had a few minutes time to taste some food that
the local misorganising committee stated to be burned. We were kindly
given a bag of crisps to be eaten on the way back which Penis Boy forgot
to take with him (thanks a lot!). The whole bunch of Hashers were
friendly and appreciated our effort of taking a day off from the work
and returning to work after 2 hours of sleep next day. We were driven by
hashers to our bus where we actually behaved since we were sleeping.
Thank You Oslo!
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