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Traditional Down Down Song
Here's to _____, he's true blue.
He's a hasher through and through,
He's a pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue or go to "Why Are We Waiting")
Why Was He (She) Born So Beautiful?
(Done as a tribute to hasher,
usually after a down down song,
but sometimes as the down down song)
Why was he (she) born so beautiful,
Why was he (she) born at all.
He's (she's) no fucking use to anyone,
He's (she's) no fucking use at all.
He (she) might be a joy to his (her) mother,
But he's (she's) a pain in the ass to me!
(Sometimes mooning the recipient)
(If used as a down down song:)
Drink it down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting")
(Alternate verse for harriette:
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born a bitch?
She's no bloody use to anyone,
She's only got one tit.
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Hash Hymn
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan,
And what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels,
Coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell my friends I'm coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
Hash Hymn Gesture Dictionary
All - Make wide sweeping gesture with hands outward.
Angels - Flap hands to side as though flying.
Band - Hold hands in front of you, cuffing the fingers and making
a gesture as though playing the slide of a trombone.
Be-four - hold up four fingers.
Carry - Put hands together in front and briskly swing them back
and forth as though cradling a baby.
Cumin' - Cuff hand and make a masturbation gesture. (Some hashers
mask the motion with slight of hand by first moving the other
hand behind their head and patting it a split second before the
masturbating gesture, sometimes coughing at the same time).
Chariot - Shake both hands outward as though holding the reins
and make horse whinnying noises.
Doo - Put hands on hips and squat as though taking a crap.
Down - Put index and thumb together near crotch as if holding a
small penis then move the hand downward slightly and wiggle it
briskly.
Four - Hold up four fingers.
Friends - Cuff fingers of left hand held outward in front, with
thumb and index finger forming a circle. Rapidly insert and
withdraw the index finger of the right hand into the circle in a
universal fornication gesture.
Home - Hold arms above your head, fingers extended and touching
together forming a 'roof' over your head.
I - Point to your eye with your index finger
I'm - Point to your chest with your index finger
Heavenly Bound - With hand holding foot, swing it into the air.
Jordan - (River Jordan, traditional) Move hands outward, then
right to left, wiggling fingers in a wave motion. (Michael
Jordan, U.S.) Make a basketball jump shot motion.
Looked - Shading eyes with hand and moving head back and forth as
if searching.
Me or My - Point to your chest with your index finger.
Over - Sweep hand from 'Looked' position outward.
See - Point index finger from 'I' position outward.
Sole - Point to bottom of shoe.
Still - (as in distiller) Make drinking gesture with hand, moving
head backward.
Sweet - Kiss 1st and 2nd finger and thumb together, throwing the
kiss outward.
Swing Low - Intertwine fingers forming a cradle and with arms
down, swing them back and forth.
Tell - Put back of hand to mouth, rapidly moving thumb with
fingers as in speaking gesture.
There - Point back over your shoulder with your index finger.
Two - Hold up two fingers.
Up - Cuff fingers in front as holding a long penis then move the
hand upward.
What - Hands out to side, palms up as in a question.
You - Point outward with index finger.
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