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Issue 15 - Date 11 December 2005 |
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RUN REPORT
GH3:s Hash #15 took place in Partille just a
few weeks before X-mas. Hares were the bad-to-the-bone brothers Shrimp
Spew and Jerk Off. The trail was laid out before us in a non snowy
Partille on and up hills, and even a real fortress was involved! (See
"Gallery" for excellent pics). A lot of hungry hashers showed
up - since we had a special guest chef all the way from Skara, namely
Ms. Hurricane. More on that subject later...
The trail was beautiful as usual, starting
off at Mellbyvägen, a few hundred meters and then ascending uphill a
BIG flight of stairs carved in granite. Yes, that was some hard
stuff for all of us. Not the granite - but you know what I mean. When we
got up, some of us believed that the summit had been reached. Not so, oh
no. The little fort we have as a landmark here in Partille was our
target of the day! A LOT more hill climbing (phew) took place, but when
we finally got up everybody looked happy as the lazy sods they
are. Jerk Off took some nice pics, including the world famous
"Titanic pose". Nice one!
We descended from our top notch position and
took off on the fields and hills of our little county. Brown leaves
covered the ground and everyone really missed the snow. More on THAT
subject in the upcoming trash #6...
One of our fellow hashers had a big scarf
wrapped around her neck, and she felt kind of suffocated from it.
"It feels like I'm choking and my head is coming off", she
proclaimed. Of course she got baptised for this hilarious moment, and
"head" was swiftly replaced with "knob" - Knob Off!
The run came to an end at Mellbyvägen (A to
A Hash) where we held the obligatory circle, and our enthusiastic
GM took over the show. Since I've been a total lazy fook and can't
remeber everything that happened I'll be brief. The
bad-to-the-bones-brothers father Sven, got he hash handle
"Svennis" after Sven-Goran Eriksson, head of the English
nat'l football team, for those of you that strangely are unaware of
this fact. Just because his name is Sven and he is a big football fan.
Nice going. I got a down-down for being gone with the wind (again, what
am I doing away from you guys...) and we all sang loudly the classical
hash hymns to our neighbors big faces and ears.
After the circle there was only one
discussion: FOOD. And - lots of it. Hurricane had been cooking for a
whole company and we dug in heavily at all the gourmet dishes of
Malaysian specialties. My oh my, was this awesome food! I think I licked
my plate twice and we ate it all up. This is what we in Sweden call a
"Tabberas" after Astrid Lindgrens books about the little
rascal Emil i Lönneberga. We all sat i Jerk Offs apartment, burping and
lying about the day's escapades. A lot of beers were downed and this was
one of the best hashes ever. In fact, sooo good we almost decided to
change our hash name to GGH3. Huh? Gothenburg Gourmet H3! A food theme
on coming hashes was planned... Some of us went out in the night for
some serious clubbing, but since I didn't attend I can't give you any
details. Maybe later - watch this space!
BIG THANKS to Hurricane for the catering and
to our hares for a lovely trail!
Cheers and On! On! Your humble trasher,
/Gone With The Wind
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HEADS UP FOR THE GM Penis Boy
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