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RUN REPORT
On April 28th, a day characterized by heavy rain,
wind and other fall-like weather, two hash clubs ran a joint venture,
gathering hashers from all over, small and big, young as old, there were
hashers of all sorts defying the climate to conquer the “Hisingen Hill
Climb”. Despite some municipal traffic, which is always unreliable, some
30 odd hashers gathered at Wieselgrensplatsen to get their warm-ups and
trail description for the up-coming event. Hairy Nuts and Patrik were the
designated hares for this hash and Narrow Gauge led us through the
warm-ups impressingly with the familiar rocket with a voice that sounded
like an old Ford engine or scare crow (what had NG been doing earlier?).
Two trails had been laid, one for walkers and one for runners. Unaware of
the consequences, the two hares had laid the track a day before with flour.
What they forgot to anticipate was the “usual” weather in Gothenburg
(this might be posted as a new rule, not using flour the day before an
event, only on the same day). It had been pouring down almost all day,
making it VERY difficult for the hashers to follow the trail.
With great enthusiasm, the walkers and runners set off at great speed.
However, the runners looked instantly like chickens looking for seed,
running around in random directions, heads bobbing up and down towards the
wet asphalt. After some difficulties the track was found, to the joy of
the hashers. Since the flour trail looked like vomit after the rain, it
was fortunately that the hash was two days before Valborg. Finding their
way up and towards the top of Ramberget, they met up at a “hash-view”
with the rest of the walkers. In this gathering many hashers looked over
Gothenburg, with sun in their backs and marvelled over the city’s
phenomenal view. I think many hashers enjoyed this moment of rest from the
long hill climb and moments to capture this event on film (probably need
more Japanese people next time). From this hill the walkers had a lot of
difficulties finding the correct way back down the hill. At one point in
time, you would have expected to be running after Narrow Gauge taken the
strong odeur from exhaust fumes and seeing smoke stacks but suddenly, you
realized instead that it was just the smell from the refineries and the
Bracke tunnel.
GH3 GM Penis Boy, one of the walkers, started his anger management therapy
towards Hairy Nuts at this point, which would take a turn for the worse a
little later closer to the on-in.
Near the Chalmers school and Semcon, where the on-in where located, the
hares had laid several false tracks, but the walkers tried to get some
information from Hairy Nuts to make sure the where on the right track, the
only reply they got was a grim smile. Way to go Hairy Nuts! But for the
runners, it was a bit worse. Almost everybody turned in to SCB:s. Because
of fatigue and poor marking everybody almost set off directly to Semcon,
shame on them (myself included). I will have a down-down as I write this.
But at the on-in everybody cheered up for the post-circle gathering and
events to come.
Penis Boy made it very clear to the G2H3-hashers that they still have to
improve the rawness in their post-circle. Here sinners were declared one
after another. There was no end to the down-downs in the chilling
Gothenburg weather.
Our newly found Religious Advisor Queen Latifa put no fingers across in
her effort to punish the sinners (Even the two GMs rightfully received
some heavy bashing). Among other things being fined were: wearing plastic
bandages(virgins Micke J and Jocke E), walkmeters, new shoes and not using
proper hash names or speaking English in the circle! Especially Crack Back
Seal and Patrik were reaping the fruits from their belief that bringing
new shoes into the hash society would be over looked (BIG sin Crack Back
Seal!). They were so wrong, with the result that their “new” shoes
were used as means of container for their respective down-down for this
terrible sin.
Of course, the mismanagement had requested, no demanded the presence of
Mimmi K for this hash. The brutal wet and flour filled baptize of Mimmi
must have been a shock to her but that was mainly due to the helping
friendly (!?!) hands of Penis Boy and Queen Latifa. Anyhow, solemnly
swinging his sweaty socks in her face, GM Narrow Gauge declared “in the
name of the hare, the hound and the holy hash and the powers vested in me
I baptize thee” that Mimmi’s hash name would be “Candy Queen”. She
got down-downs both on the inside and on the outside for this occasion,
making her baptizing the most extreme in G2H3-history.
In the cold wind, almost everyone was called into the circle by GM Penis
Boy and RA Queen Latifa but eventually, the harriers/harriettes were let
into the locker rooms and the awaiting cleaning process could finally
start before jumping into the jacuzzi and afterwards enjoying a delicious
buffe´and drinks.
Well done!
On-on! |
HEADS UP FOR THE GM Penis Boy
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