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TRASH > No 76 |
Run 76 - 9 October 2011 |
RUN REPORTHash Run 76 ”Hamam Hash” in
Johanneberg/Krokslätt 9th October 2011 at 2 pm Hare: Jerk
Off Participants: Jerk Off, LC ShavenBottom, Ice
Dick, XX, Swinging Tits, Sandra, Mohamed,
Nemo, Lezbihonest, Hairy Nuts, Embla. New/visitor: Lezbihonest from
Hawaii Rehab: LC ShavenBottom drinking
water Boldest
appearance:
Lezbihonest - shorts in almost minus
degrees Most dramatic: Swinging Tits in a black
leather jacket with a chili stuck in her
throat Sexiest stuff: 2 guys and 4 women in
sauna Most violent: Jerk Off (just
kidding) Best work out: Hairy
Nuts Consultants: Mohamed (cooking and washing
up) and Sandra (washing up) – some naming ceremonies
needed… Kiddies
corner: Embla
and Nemo sweetie pies Sunday at 2 pm the annual Hamam Hash was about to start. For
those who don’t know Hamam is Arabic and stands for humid and sweaty
sauna. There was a sauna
upstairs with a sun terrasse which was of course very useful this time of
year but suited well for those who wanted to do some skinny dipping in
autumn wind and rain. As usual, about half an hour later the buts started moving
both to runners’ and walkers’ (wankers) trails. The run was set in the
neighbourhood of Johanneberg
and as the name indicates we were taken to the heights. Hash view from the
“Rocky Mountains” of Johanneberg was spectacular over the city and the
harbour. There just was no beer to toast for this natural
beauty! The trail was quite tricky sometimes and we ended up running
in circles occasionally. Good for the condition…Up and down…and again…Poor
walkers lost the trail even more than runners and Hairy Nuts was doing some
advanced exercises by carrying the pram on the rocks.
Some Hashers were staying at the apartment and cooking and
playing with Nemo. Oh, only the sky is the limit for the family love in
Hash. When runners and walkers got back the weather was pretty
horrible and windy (but not raining) and still Lezbihonest was enjoying it
wearing shorts. And she and Sandra have chosen this instead of living in
Hawaii. Talk about Hash spirit! The circle was a mess. Our GM Shrimp Spew had fled to Italy
to enjoy some grappa and spaghetti con langostinos. Grazie
mille, we got a borr machine but not anyone to drill, damn it! And our
wild Penis Boy who was making a lot of noise about his appearance in Hamam
Hash didn’t show up at all! He thought that Hash was on Saturday and not
on Sunday! Get a calendar mate! Or a skilled secretary…Now we have to put
up with the picture of a nude female that he insisted to have on
Hash. The singing sucked
and our visitor Lezbihonest commented on that that we might need
some support from somewhere. LC Shaven Bottom was drinking water because
she was doing some auyrvedic cleanse. What the heck?! Water in hash, say
no more… Who got punished for what or if anyone got punished for anything
at all in the Circle, I wouldn’t know. Most of the people had down-down
for something but I lost it. Anyway, after nice Swing Low at least, there was some food.
It was a Moroccan dish: lamb meat stewed with vegetables, saffron and
chili! Poor Swinging Tits was nearly suffocated and could only eat bread
since her throat was burning with real fine
Habanero! After food there was some saunamaking upstairs. The brave
ones Jerk Off, Swinging Tits, Lezbihonest, IceDick,xxx and ShavenB were enjoying the heat and
high spirited discussions in the steam and candlelight.
Afterwards the cake and coffee were served accompanied by
oriental music. People went home early due to Monday’s work.
Nobody got pissed and no immature behavior was seen. What is
wrong with you guys and gals? This people are
wasted. ON ON! |